Friday, August 22, 2014

Just The Headlines

Bremerton to Seattle: “You’re ugly.” Seattle to Bremerton: “Yeah, well you’re poor.”

Sky Marshals Subdue Wild-Eyed Terrorist Wielding Wireless Mouse

Kenmore Man Bests Personal High Temp Score at 104°

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Robot Mariners Extend Perfect Record in 23,145 to 6 Victory Over Sheep-Clone Angels

Robot Mariners Extend Perfect Record in 23,145 to 6 Victory Over Sheep-Clone Angels

In his 6,523rd career game, EDGARTRON-3000 led the Robot Mariners to their landmark 65,536th consecutive win Friday night against the Los Angeles Sheep-Clone Angels.

As usual, the team scored precisely 23,145.0 runs in a perfectly precise execution of baseball. The nine-inning romp included an average of 642.9167 home runs by each of the nine electronic players as the team extended its league-leading record to 3.91*1075

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Oppressive Tax on Loathed Minority Set for Easy Passage

Oppressive Tax on Loathed Minority Set for Easy Passage

Facing an unprecedented $9 billion budget shortfall, legislators in Olympia are scrambling to find new sources of revenue to sustain the drunken spending spree of the past four years.

Now thanks to some quick thinking by Senate Majority Leader Lisa Brown, cuts in popular programs such as after school basket weaving for inner-city toddlers will likely be avoided as an oppressive tax on an unpopular minority heads for easy passage.

New Street Balloons Just the Marketing Gimmick These Overpriced Homes Need

New Street Balloons Just the Marketing Gimmick These Overpriced Homes Need

After having houses languish unsold on the market for over a year, the marketer of Grove Cypress, a 15-home development in south Snohomish County, has discovered the key to finding buyers for the remaining $500,000 houses: street balloons.

“We’ve tried banners, flags, sandwich boards, arrow sign wavers… the works,” said Ron Freeman, Grove Cypress lead marketer. “I think the balloons will really do the trick.”

 

More Local News (from other sites)

Slog - Angry with the world

Citizen Rain - Local news overload

Seattle Weekly - More like Seattle Weakly

West Seattle Blog - Sounds thrilling

The Southlake - It's SLUTastic

Capitol Hill Seattle - Neighborhood overload

Gamebrainspew - Ew, gross

Seattle Metblogs - Some boring local blog

The Big Blog - Print media tries to be hip

Seattlest - Yet another local blog

Sound Politics - Right-wing whackos

HorsesAss - America-hating liberals

BlatherWatch - Radio & TV obsession



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